And by the way…

Thanks for stealing the car stereo I got for CHRISTMAS, you execrable, scrofulous sack of lowlife sewage. Why not break into a freaking Lexus or Mercedes? I only have liability coverage and the window and blinker repairs represent a month’s pay. May your shriveled and pathetic appendage turn green and fall off in the night. I am laying for you. Be very afraid.

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